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Caption competition - Wednesday September 3, 2008



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Published Date: 03 September 2008
What's the message Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo is trying to get across to his players?
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Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us what you think. It couldn't be simpler – all you have to do is log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption.

We'll be featuring a selection of our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager. So what are you waiting for, think of something funny. . .

Yesterday's winner"Och it's too big for the wee English postbox. Away wi ye."
The Genuine Mario Antoinette

And the runners-up are..

"Yes, I'll be looking into getting much bigger post boxes as soon as we become independent."
Grover D Pomegranate, Edinburgh

"No I'm being serious. This wee red Dalek goes everywhere with me!"
Blackley, Edinburgh

"Can anyone remember Trump's address ?"
JulesF

• This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply.




The full article contains 197 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

JulesF,

03/09/2008 09:48:13
This is what I think of Kevin Keegan !
2

nadacolada,

dundee 03/09/2008 09:55:31
Check out these raving moves...BIG FISH, LITTLE FISH, CARDBOARD BOX!
3

Boy Wonder,

03/09/2008 09:56:19
Gimme a "C" ...
4

Boy Wonder,

03/09/2008 09:57:00
We are zese leetle feesh en a gret beeg pond!
5

crabbit_bassa,

03/09/2008 09:57:48
"I told you yesterday I'd be trying out some new positions. "
6

ken wilkinson,

Hull 03/09/2008 10:01:05
"Csaba was feeling a little Camp today."
7

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03/09/2008 10:01:55
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ken wilkinson,

Hull 03/09/2008 10:02:18
"Nessie spotted wearing a suit."
9

Bigwull,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 10:02:40
where's emu?
10

JulesF,

03/09/2008 10:05:58
Paddy's revenge ! I'll show that Vernon how it's done !
11

blackley,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 10:19:11
Double Top!!! I wish I'd stuck to darts.
12

Rob Pendragon,

03/09/2008 10:27:08
Ah used to have a Rolex and it almos’ broke ma wrist
13

Rob Pendragon,

03/09/2008 10:29:04
Csaba unveils the naked Sooty
14

Rob Pendragon,

03/09/2008 10:30:20
Will somebody help me get this coat hanger out?
15

blackley,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 10:40:47
Okay guys. The wrist bone's connected to the arm bone!
16

Rob Pendragon,

03/09/2008 10:45:54
After having spelt the C and the S, Laszlo gives up trying to spell his name
17

Rob Pendragon,

03/09/2008 10:47:33
Csaba describes the pecking order at Hearts
18

Dr Blockbuster aka Vince,

03/09/2008 11:01:25
"Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees...."
19

Hibs football club - ex player,

03/09/2008 11:10:39
I'm a fairy come join me at CC'Blooms.
we'll start off with cocktails!!
20

JulesF,

03/09/2008 11:21:25
I can't spell 'Captioon' either :)
21

Tynieweeguy,

03/09/2008 11:28:01
And the ref said "oh! you mean Miko"
22

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 11:49:57
Look, I am not MR.Romanovs'puppet, I can move my arm.
23

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03/09/2008 11:50:46
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24

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 11:51:30

Kid you not... That's how tall Alex Ferguson
is in real life !
25

Grover D. Pomegranate,

03/09/2008 11:59:04


No, I'm sorry, but a Lithuanian goalie that
height simply just won't do.
26

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03/09/2008 11:59:46
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Grover D. Pomegranate,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:01:16

Damn wife, spilled a whole giant size box of
starch over the one sleeve.
28

Grover D. Pomegranate,

== Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:02:39

Yes, I know it's a broken arm, but I've been
unable to get my jacket off, so that's where
it stays.

29

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03/09/2008 12:03:33
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Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:08:55


Honest, it's a brilliant cafe. They fill the
coffee up to HERE.
31

Fredster.,

03/09/2008 12:10:33
Csaba telling all the Hearts fans what they already know... he is a puppet to Vald!
32

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:12:13


Yeah, it was a great holiday in
the Seychelles, but after the storm
the water level in the bedroom was
up to here.
33

Fredster.,

03/09/2008 12:12:57
Csaba regrets having the arm wrestling match with Vlad!
34

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:15:47


Yeah,the roof of the Bentley comes up to about here!
35

Dave of Lochiel,

Wilts 03/09/2008 12:28:42
Good, good, thats'it, you nearly got it guys....now if you can just get it below the crossbar...
36

Busy bus user ,

03/09/2008 12:29:40
Dive, dive, dive!
37

Chas Niceass,

03/09/2008 12:43:56
Miko, No dive like a Lithuanian, Walk Like an Egyptian.
38

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:46:41

Yeah, when you're taking the penalty, as you're
running up to the ball, lift your arm up like this
and squawk really loudly. Works every time !
39

SAME RULES APPLY !!!,

03/09/2008 12:47:11
And if I use 2 fingers from my left hand the duck becomes a rabbit.
40

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:48:45


Do this and sing in an operatic voice really loudly
when you're taking the penalty. Confuses the
goalkeeper and works a treat !
41

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 12:51:58


It's a huge plasma TV, when it's on the floor
it comes up to about here.
42

Jamboy,,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:10:22
Csaba: "Wat is this you say? Was Dereek Riordan here to discuss a move to Tynecastle?"... "Well if he vas it was not of my knowing but it might explain the list of things that have been stolen around here recently."

"HEY WHERE THE HELL HAS MY POOL CUE AND CHALK GONE?"
43

Jamboy,,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:12:08
"O'Sullivan?... What a Johnny come-lately, I could beat him with this invisible cue."
44

Crazyhill,

Livingston 03/09/2008 13:13:34
Me ? Mad ? No ! I'm a little teapot and here's my spout,,,,
45

Jamboy,,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:15:12
High with the joys of getting hearts back to playing good football, Csaba comes clean and admits to his role in the great Nessie hoax pictures...

"And I vas een a frogman suit veeth my arm een a sock out ov zee water like so"
46

SAME RULES APPLY !!!,

03/09/2008 13:15:34
You should have seen the boy Nade at the buffet.
Plate stacked up like thon.
47

Jamboy,,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:18:01
"I heard a knock on the door and when I looked through the blinds you can imagine my surprise at seeing Rod Petrie on my step with a begging bowl in one hand and a Derek Riordan in the other."
48

Jamboy,,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:20:33
"They were all saying to me, 'Csaba, there is no way you will beat Chuck norriss' But then i did this and he just ran off"
49

The Barred O' Leith,

03/09/2008 13:24:39
''Csaba reveals that at Hearts, the left hand doesn't know what the right one is doing''.
50

JamboJohnny,

03/09/2008 13:25:13
Grover D. Pomegranate

No wonder you came second, you've posted about 30 poor ones
51

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:26:47

Always remember when using Tai Chi to warm up, to keep the right hand in the ostrich position like this.
52

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:28:42


# 53 Jambo Johnny

Didn't see yours anywhere. Funny, eh?
53

Jim W,

03/09/2008 13:29:23
Any chance you get - DIVE!
54

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:33:08


This is the shape of Jambo Johnny's teeth -
on a good day!
55

tomias,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:35:04
Faulkes is welcomed back.
56

tomias,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 13:35:33
Another muffed diver !
57

666A,

Sahara 03/09/2008 13:36:22
Right, a successful sand dance starts with the positioning of the hands, get this right, and the rest will follow, where's my fez?
58

JulesF,

03/09/2008 13:44:48
What was it Sensai said, 'Left hand polish on, right hand polish off' ? I love the karate kid !
59

Grover D. Pomegranate,

--- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 14:05:13


Seriously - he was that tall, the waist of his
shorts came up to here.
60

Stobbi,

Dalkeith 03/09/2008 14:18:12
Miko, try the swan dive!
61

"PAWS" FOR THOUGHT,

03/09/2008 14:54:00

I wanted a centre forward in the Robinho mould.....NOT in the Rod Hull mould !!
62

JulesF,

03/09/2008 15:04:25
Apparently Lee Miller came through Dundee like this !
63

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 15:20:10
Oooooh, Stewart that was XCXXZS! XCXXZS? He's our new signing from Kaunas!
64

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 15:24:16
Csaba cant quite get away from his days as a nipper looking over a fence to see the game!
65

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 15:25:18
Oooooh ref! Dont you think that yellow outfit's a bit much?
66

Pazuzu,

03/09/2008 15:40:07
I am no puppet, THIS is a puppet, look it's Sooty naked.
67

Pazuzu,

03/09/2008 15:53:13
This much paper came out of the Fax machine this morning, could not understand a word of it!
68

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 16:04:19

? ?? ??? ?????????? ? ????? ???????? ????????????? ??????????????? ?????? ? ?????? ????????????? ???????? ! And he didn't even see it coming.
69

Nic on tour,

Cambs 03/09/2008 16:06:31
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here's my handle, here's my spout
70

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 16:26:16
No. No. You’re swanning around again.
71

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 16:52:30
Robinho? I'd rather have Robbo!
72

81% Possession,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 16:53:45
Vlad
Someones cut my strings!
73

alex paterson,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 17:03:52
Dive in the box.
74

alex paterson,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 17:04:14
Shut that door.
75

alex paterson,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 17:04:33
Chase me.
76

waldo`s deed,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 17:09:20
The paper go`s in the top of the fax machine
77

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03/09/2008 17:12:16
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6rabbits,

Tesco's Gorgie Road 03/09/2008 18:00:13
Thats right Miko dive like a swan!!!
79

Jambo Abroad,

Here 03/09/2008 18:52:25
.... you know... Bernie Clifton. The guy with the Ostrich. he's a favourite in Uganda.

Rod Rull & Emu was always a close second!!
80

Woody47,

03/09/2008 19:32:06
This is what a swallow dive looks like
81

Woody47,

03/09/2008 19:32:38
And the submarine goes down like this......
82

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03/09/2008 19:36:00
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03/09/2008 19:45:04
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DaveMack,

Edinburgh 03/09/2008 20:01:06
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea.
85

sexy sue,

edinburgh 03/09/2008 20:05:29
DIVE MIKO DIVE IN OR AROUND THE BOX
86

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 03/09/2008 20:38:46

# 87 Dave Mack

Like that one...
87

IKea ,

Musselburgh 03/09/2008 20:43:20
I'm a little tea pot short and stout......play to win or you'll be kicked out!!!!
88

Phil Cowan,

musselburgh 03/09/2008 20:54:24
Oooh ya ruffian ye! - leave ma keeper alone
89

Pele,

03/09/2008 21:23:20
This is how one works a fax machine !
90

Mikey,

03/09/2008 21:52:36
...and thatsa what the Heebs fans do.....
91

harry 07,

penicuik 03/09/2008 22:14:30
everybody do the hibees bounce!!!!!!!
92

Jam Tarts 1874,

On the Rebound 03/09/2008 23:57:41
WTF Is the hibees bounce!?!
93

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04/09/2008 01:09:35
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ChazTheMack,

04/09/2008 03:41:39
"Whats that guy from you've been framed called again...the guy with the funny...."
95

Canadianjambo,

Pickering 04/09/2008 06:40:09
Mr. Romanov puts the teamsheet into the fax machine like so....

 

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