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Caption competition - Tuesday August 28 2008



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Published Date: 26 August 2008
What's Alex Salmond saying to these US high school students at the launch of Homecoming Scotland?
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Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before, but it only takes a few seconds.

We'll feature our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager. So what are you waiting for, think of something funny. . .

News of Neil Renilson's new tax on lycra to help pay for the Tramline reaches Beijing.
Skip McClendon

And the runners-up are..

Right. That's the last time I'm drinking eight Tsing Tao's...
A Friend of Fernando Poo

What have I done? I'll probably have to meet that Alex Salmond now.
DaveMack,Edinburgh

"Oh God, this'll mean I've got to meet Gordon Brown"
Americanbob

• This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply.





The full article contains 204 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

donald,

glasgow 26/08/2008 09:09:29
I'll swap the Diaspora for the Old Firm.
2

bcnhen,

bcn 26/08/2008 10:18:57
Did they wash the girls tangas before stringing 'em up like this?
3

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 10:31:43
You could have told me what the dress code was!
4

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 10:34:55
Is that what they taught you - the Soup clan massacred the Burger clan?
5

ken wilkinson,

Hull 26/08/2008 10:46:31
Alex saying"I see the doctor gave you flags for your wind problem too."
6

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 10:53:57
This garrotting training will sure come in handy for Scottish politics
7

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 10:54:35
And which one did you say do I get to measure?
8

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 11:58:12
And which one did you say I get to measure?

Sorry!
9

alex paterson,

edinburgh 26/08/2008 12:01:22
The weather will soon wipe the smiles of you face.
10

alex paterson,

edinburgh 26/08/2008 12:04:25
Just in case you dont know i am The First Minister for Scotland,that should shut you up.
11

JulesF,

26/08/2008 12:05:59
Son, if you don't remove your hand from my backside, you'll disappear quicker into obscurity than that Wendy whatever her name was!
12

Brian Ferrari,

26/08/2008 12:07:51
I'm really First Minister of Scotland, you understand...
13

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 12:11:16
Sorry, but I've never played "pin the tail on the monkey" before
14

Sarcasm,

26/08/2008 12:28:59
Not quite smart ass, it's Billy Bunter, not bunting.
15

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 12:37:23
I promise I won’t wear that stupid Stetson again.
16

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 12:39:18
Haggis, tartan, heather, weather. On second thoughts, can we come to you instead?
17

"Hoots" Fandango,

26/08/2008 12:46:38
You might have told me it was dress down Friday.
18

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 13:01:22
Never sit in a draught, my boy, or your neck will get stuck like this
19

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 13:04:51
But how do you get the pink dye into the paper-shredding machine?
20

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 13:07:34
Shame you didn't have any more of those tight-fitting red outfits left for me
21

Wingman,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 13:17:33
And i was just saying to your president, if you want to annexe to Scotland we would be glad to bring you into being part of an Independent Scotland.
22

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

26/08/2008 13:18:14
Are you sure it's traditional to steal the thongs of the row in front?
23

Boy Wonder,

26/08/2008 13:40:00
"So hus yir ma forgi'en me fur leavin' hur at the altar o' Elvis in Las Vegas yet, son?"
24

Douglas,

Bathgate 26/08/2008 13:56:52
Naw son, the one in the man-skirt was Jack McConnell.
25

Rob Pendragon,

26/08/2008 14:10:16
Alex agrees to take part in the latest "Where's Wally?" book
26

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26/08/2008 16:16:45
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27

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 16:26:32
So you’ll definitely all come, as long as I can get my friend Trump to stay away?
28

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 16:28:25
Welcome to disnaeland. If it disnae work, it disnae matter.
29

kiwi007,

EDINBURGH 26/08/2008 18:19:01
schoost peaple are watcin
30

chris k,

trinity 26/08/2008 18:34:47
If you think i look out of place,
you should see the moron's
i work with.
31

Ally H,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 21:32:43
High Fool Musical
32

MacHibee,

26/08/2008 21:37:50
Whit you lookin at? I didnt even have to audition for this high school musical!
33

Boy Wonder,

26/08/2008 22:36:17
Ye ken, one day us Scots will have teeth like you Americans!
34

Boy Wonder,

26/08/2008 22:37:47
Dae ye go then, eh? Dae ye go? Ah swing baith weys, ye ken!
35

farmer jim,

fauldhouse 26/08/2008 22:48:16
nicola the wee minx never told me there was a dress code
36

farmer jim,

fauldhouse 26/08/2008 22:49:29
why is that evening news photographer smiling
37

Delivery Boy,

Edinburgh 26/08/2008 23:10:35
Surely male cheerleaders get to wear more than a blue g-string!
38

L Skywalker,

Hoth 26/08/2008 23:13:40
Show me the way to Amarillo?....
39

L Skywalker,

Hoth 26/08/2008 23:15:28
Okay, I confess. It was me that mixed superglue in with all your toothpaste.
40

L Skywalker,

Hoth 26/08/2008 23:56:53
Look, I know what I'm talking about. I get my photo taken for the papers every day. You're all looking the wrong way.
41

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 00:00:02
First Minister shows Americans how good he is at looking the other way.
42

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 00:14:09
A guy walks into a bar and... Drat, was that the flash?
43

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 00:18:58
For the umpteenth time, please concentrate Mr Salmond. Now I'm going to have to delete some pictures from the memory card.
44

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 02:17:59
They're going to carve my face on the Salisbury Crags.
45

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 02:18:41
Flatulence? No, not that sort of Trump problem.
46

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 02:19:24
Bush told me the other day, pom-pom is short for 2 pomegranates.
47

L Skywalker,

Hoth 27/08/2008 02:21:01
You're all Clinton's? Is that the Princes St or St James Centre branch?

 

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