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Caption competition - Thursday September 4, 2008



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Published Date: 04 September 2008
What is Gordon Brown doing in this kitchen?
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Enter our caption competition and let us know. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment before.

We'll print our favourite entries for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll pick our favourite of the daily winners to receive 24 bottles of Corona lager.

Yesterday's winner
"Good, good, that's it, you nearly got it guys. . . now if you can just get it below the crossbar. . ."
Dave of Lochiel, Wilts

And the runners-up are..
"Miko, not dive like a Lithuanian, walk like an Egyptian"
Chas Niceass

"Look, I am not Mr Romanov's puppet, I can move my arm."
A Clamper, Edinburgh

"Where's Emu?"
Bigwull, Edinburgh

"Double top!!! I wish I'd stuck to darts."
blackley,Edinburgh

"Shut that door"
Alex Paterson, Edinburgh


• Competition open to readers aged 18 and over. Weekly winner chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply.





The full article contains 178 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 10:09:31
And this is where I cook the books
2

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 10:10:40
As you can see, my little cabinet pudding is very popular
3

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 10:18:05
But you've booked the wrong man - I'm Brown, not Ramsay
4

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 10:20:48
Gordon even brought along something small and space-saving for the kitchen
5

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 10:22:21
Hazel backed away from Gordon quickly when the photographer appeared
6

JulesF,

04/09/2008 10:58:50
Madame Tussaud congratulated her artist on his latest creation.
7

JulesF,

04/09/2008 11:05:16
So I said to Tony, If you can't stand the heat .......
8

JulesF,

04/09/2008 11:05:58
Who photochopped my face onto Tony's body ?
9

JulesF,

04/09/2008 11:07:41
Hamley's senior buyer ordered thousands of this years must have toy. A Clockwork Brown !
10

JulesF,

04/09/2008 11:10:20
I told you his batteries wouldn't last siz months !
11

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 11:35:56
Hazel has, ugh, come up with, ugh, the solution for the economy. It's a bigger cake.
12

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 11:50:40
And there’s even a cupboard for Hazel’s motorbike
13

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 11:52:02
And this computerised kitchen is called the “Topic” because there’s a Hazel and a nut in every byte
14

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 11:52:27
Theroux asks Brown “But where’s the beef, Prime Minister?”
15

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 11:55:25
This is where we normally hold our kitchen cabinet meetings.
16

JulesF,

04/09/2008 11:57:58
I'll take my cut of your stamp duty savings in a manilla envelope please.
17

nadacolada,

04/09/2008 12:05:14
Gordon was convinced he would win this series of Come Dine With Me.
18

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:05:15
Blears: How did you know this was a cardboard replica?
19

DaveMack,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:11:11
Then I dived over the line for my first ever try. I’ll never forget it and you won’t be allowed to either.
20

alex paterson,

edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:16:15
I was a dummy at school and look where i have ended up.
21

Fredster.,

04/09/2008 12:16:49
Gordon loved acting as cabinet minister!
22

alex paterson,

edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:17:30
I use to sell fitted kitchens,but then i went into politics.
23

Fredster.,

04/09/2008 12:17:50
Anyway enough of the small talk, when do we throw in the car keys?!
24

tam_1955,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:51:15
"Now let me introduce you to my new Cabinet".
25

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:55:32

The one in Number 10 is just like this, only it has marble worktops.
26

blackley,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 12:55:40
Listen son. When life gives you lemons.....you make lemonade!
27

Busy bus user ,

04/09/2008 12:56:59
Look, I've even worked out how to copy Tony's hand gestures. Do I look like him now?
28

JulesF,

04/09/2008 13:03:05
Knife ? What knife ?
29

JulesF,

04/09/2008 13:04:22
Whatever happens keep Clarke away from those knives !!
30

blackley,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:15:30
Rule number one in politics, my friend, make sure your running mate is a lot smaller than you!
31

ken wilkinson,

HULL 04/09/2008 13:17:28
Brown saying-"Honest,I ordered some IMF files over the net-not an MFI fitted kitchen."
32

Boy Wonder,

04/09/2008 13:17:39
Look, she said it was good photo-op. What the heck do I know??
33

Boy Wonder,

04/09/2008 13:18:14
Can you cut her up in lumps about this size?
34

blackley,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:18:49
I'll be brief. She's a redhead, she's great company and she can cook. Vote Labour and she's yours!
35

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

04/09/2008 13:18:58
Brown desperately tries to boost house sales by moonlighting as an estate agent.
36

Boy Wonder,

04/09/2008 13:19:16
Yes, aiming a spear anywhere around here will give Chuckles Clarke his opporchancity!
37

Boy Wonder,

04/09/2008 13:19:43
Eh ... um ... ah ... ah'm fae Fife!
38

JulesF,

04/09/2008 13:22:53
So I said to Clarke, 'Gimme your best shot'
39

Boy Wonder,

04/09/2008 13:23:57
This looks about the size of a 25lb chicken doesn't it?
40

blackley,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:27:46
Darling! You've been at the Grecian 2000 again!
41

Chris74,

Lochgelly 04/09/2008 13:27:48
You must be gutted son, if you had waited a couple of weeks you'd not have to pay the stamp duty on this place!!
42

alec splode,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:30:41
Ok.. so that's one tea with 2 sugars, coffee for me and whtever you're having Hazel.........chop chop.
43

JulesF,

04/09/2008 13:34:02
in reality the postcard he sent me was this big, but you know Alex has a habit of blowing things out of proportion !
44

JulesF,

04/09/2008 13:35:08
And after my conversation with Sean concerning Facebook you should have seen the picture they printed in the EEN, Priceless
45

Bigwull,

edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:52:35
Where's the Spin Drier
46

Bigwull,

edinburgh 04/09/2008 13:54:38
I may be looking for a home soon, so when do I move in?
47

Finnan Haddie,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 14:02:32
Blair and I got on extremely well but sometimes I could just boil his wee heed in a bag.
48

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 14:08:09
I used to be Chancellor of the Exchequer, so I should be good at Home Economics
49

Finnan Haddie,

04/09/2008 14:08:40
Mum, he's already married.
50

Rob Pendragon,

04/09/2008 14:14:11
It was Stewart’s ultimate fantasy – him in the kitchen with a provocatively-dressed Hazel Blears, with Gordon watching and making obscene hand gestures
51

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 14:16:12
Waht about the neighbours? Dont worry he's A Darling!
52

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 14:18:46
#53
What about the neighbours? Don't worry he's A Darling!
53

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 14:20:26
Have we had parties here? Just the one in the last 11 years...
54

JulesF,

04/09/2008 14:56:50
I'm in position, hand me the baby
55

Wingman,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 15:50:04
Yes this is the all new kitchen must have, a carboard cut out of Gordon Brown, keeps the flies from the worktops !
56

Stephen-c,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 16:32:03
You two can laugh, but I did tell Blair it wouldn't be very prudent to hand me his job.
57

Grover D. Pomegranate,

-- Edinburgh 04/09/2008 16:38:27


Can I possibly get your autograph Mr. Blunt - it's for a friend who just loves your "You're Beautiful".
58

Grover D. Pomegranate,

== Edinburgh 04/09/2008 16:40:56

It came out the oven THIS size. Never seen a shepherd's pie that big!
59

Douglas,

Bathgate 04/09/2008 16:43:57
....and here's the famous safe pair of hands.
60

Douglas,

Bathgate 04/09/2008 16:49:26
I only let you in cos I thought you were Jehovah's Witnesses...get out!
61

Derek Carroll,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 17:17:03
OK, 5 grand cash, forget the VAT, throw in the hob and you've got a deal.
62

BIG team fan,

04/09/2008 18:04:22
you two can stare at each other the goverment is not giving you this kitchen for nothing
63

BIG team fan,

04/09/2008 18:10:15
MR AND MRS
first question who cooks the most "man looks at women and says its not her anyway shes never in she always out with her wee DARLING
64

Euan Gregor,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 18:27:39
There is a note of interest at the moment from a D Cameron. He's looking at a move-in date next May- a Thursday!
65

Delivery Boy,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 18:40:12
.... and when I'm punted out of here in a few months time, I'm sure you'll be wanting to redecorate the kitchen!
66

tomias,

Edinburgh 04/09/2008 19:37:43
Relocation relocation relocation
67

portree kid,

edinburgh 04/09/2008 20:39:06
and this kitchen comes ready assembled but in view of the credit crunch you might like to consider flatpack
68

The Barred O' Leith,

05/09/2008 08:00:18
''I said, Give me a backdrop of Kitchener.''
69

James D Knox,

Penicuik 05/09/2008 15:02:41
Well at least you have only lost the value of your kitchen.
70

James D Knox,

Penicuik 05/09/2008 15:05:50
Have you got a date for moving out of Downing street yet?. Aye! No but it is imminent

 

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